Bite Me

First of all, it's called a "journal". "Weblog" is pushing it. Whoever decided to shorten that to "blog" ought to be beaten senseless.

Second of all, get bent.

Third of all, what made you think that you wanted to read my insipid thoughts on the tedium and minutiae of my life? Does your own uninspiring existence make mine look that much more attractive? And what made you think I'd want to put that sort of thing up for people to read?

Fourth of all, admit it—the only reason you clicked the link to this page is that you saw the word "blog". Have you been conditioned to simply click that word whenever you see it because it's all the rage? What's next, wanting to see my MySpace page? When will you learn to think for yourself?

Go away.

Back to my lame home page